Getting Pushed onto the Subway Tracks

At any point during the day, roughly one hundred percent of people who ride the subway are insane and dangerous. While you wait for your train and catch up on the latest This American Life, there's a real danger some wild-eyed commuter is going to throw you from the platform because the scorpions living in his brain thought it would be cool. Not only are your chances of survival slim, but that's like, a super humiliating way to die