. The Apocalypse

The literal destruction of all life and reality as we know it comes in at a paltry 15, which seems a little low, especially considering "talking to girls" is not featured at any point on this list. The bright side is that people who still say "it's not the end of the world" finally have a few new cliches to reach for. The brighter side is that, should the apocalypse come, people who still say "it's not the end of the world" will be wiped out forever